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-Jerhyn's palace was spacious and opulent, full of soft cushions, divans, latticework, large round beds (a lot of beds), trellises and screens, as well as silken curtains, satiny sheets, tiled floors, gorgeous gilt-and-enamel wall decorations, erotic artwork, and candelabra in every room.  The impression of wealth and indolence would have been complete if there weren't so many bits and pieces of town guards and harem girls everywhere.  They were impaled on their own spears, tied to the gilded columns, forced halfway through barred windows, spread out over the carpets... over several carpets, even.  What could possibly lead creatures to crush and mangle these bodies long after all life was gone?  Even Mizor could think of better things to do with a harem girl, but maybe demons don't care about that.
-Noticing that his wolves were eating the bodies of the demons, Mizor decided to try a little of it himself.  Demons taste terrible, especially when they're still alive, but it was invigorating in a strange way.  In the palace, Mizor found something he hadn't seen before: a head pelt, such as his people wear as a sign of high status.  It was a hawk helm, from the giant eagles of the mountains, but not of good quality; maybe Jerhyn had it for his private museum of curiosities.  On a whim, Mizor put it on, and smiled at Paige, sure that he looked quite regal.  Paige stared for a moment, bug-eyed, then burst out laughing.  "It's a chicken, I tell you!  A giant chicken!"  Mizor threw it away.  It didn't look that much like a chicken... did it?
-In the lowest level of cellars (sultans have an excuse for lots of cellars, at least) there was the gate, which opened easily.  Beyond was a place not made by nature's architect, but by what sort of madman Mizor did not know.  Suspended in empty space, long marble catwalks twisted and turned in impossible directions, with stars whizzing past through the void.  Despite the catwalks, the inhabitants were goat men, along with ghouls and ghosts.  There was a lot of old treasure, and Mizor discovered that ghosts taste like cold consomme; it surprised him that they tasted like anything, frankly.  Deep in the maze, Mizor found a living, mortal man, dressed in the very old robes of some long-dead archmagus, and cackling madly.  So Mizor bit his head off.  It came off very easily; must not have been screwed on right.
-The summoner had a red gate, which led to a barren canyon.  There was also a handy waypoint, which Mizor used, and the Great Bear blessed him with another gift.  An animal pelt, a superior set of antlers, though they looked like a ram's head.  It gave him bonuses to his skills, +2 to Lycanthropy and +1 to Heart of Wolverine, with 3 sockets for his use; the Great Bear included three runes, Ral, Ort, and Thul.  These would not spell out any of the sacred words, but would grant Mizor resistance against the elements, something he didn't mind at all.  All praise the Great Bear!
-The entrances to this canyon had been sealed off long ago by huge rockslides; the waypoint was probably the only way in.  Set in the walls were seven tombs.  Didn't Jerhyn mention something about seven tombs in a canyon, one of which had Baal in it?  Yes!  The arcane sanctuary was built by some Portajon guy, who had a journal where he might have written it down... back in his sanctuary... for which the red gate was now gone... doh!   Well, there was no point in going through the arcane maze again; Diablo couldn't possibly have gotten into this canyon.  Mizor could leisurely go through the tombs, one at a time, until he found the right one.
-They went through all seven tombs, and found all kinds of demons, but nothing that looked like it might be Baal, or even Diablo.  Back in town, Cain had been trying to get his attention, and finally got him to sit down and explain, with a lot of help form Paige.  It turns out they needed to use the Horadric cube to make a Staff of Kings, and put it in a socket in the floor of a special chamber to open the way to Baal's tomb.
-Cain: "I hope there is still time to stop Diablo, before he frees his brother!"
-Paige: "If someone would ever stop to ask for directions, I know there would be!"
-Mizor: "Rrruff!" (Looks petulant.  It's not his fault they made this so confusing!)
-Paige: "You never admit when you're lost.  And what are you doing summoning up wolves, anyway?  I thought you worshipped the big bear."
-Mizor: "Grrrrbrr!  Aauugh... wwbrrr!" (That's the Great Bear to you, missy!  And those aren't wolves.  They're... wolf-bears!"
-Paige: "Wolf-bears?"
-Mizor: "Wwbrrr."
-(Paige looks at the wolves.  They look back with happy wolf expressions all over their faces.)
-Paige: "Oh... kay."
-So, back they went, with the staff, and found the room.  After another pretty light show, they went in and found, not Tal Rasha, not Baal, but something completely different, and completely disgusting.  It was a huge ugly maggoty slug of a demon prince, probably father to every evil bug in the desert.  Fighting him hip-deep in a mud pit was slow, but by biting chunks out of his diabolical body every so often, Mizor didn't need to touch a single potion, just beat him down until his bloated body burst and died.  Baal was not in the tomb.  The platform where he had been imprisoned was empty except for an angel, who chided Mizor for being so late.  Baal and Diablo were headed for Kurast, where the third brother, Mephisto, had been imprisoned, and Mizor had better not be too late to reach him or the world was doomed.  Everybody's a critic; it's not Mizor's fault that he walks so slow.
-Concluding thoughts:
-#High level Werebears get a lot of hit points, even without Oak Sage.  Get some decent life leech, or alternate Maul with Hunger, and you can't die unless you can't leech or something kills you in one shot.  Even Ancient Kaa the Soulless didn't faze Mizor.
-#Maul works well if you scatter shots among a group of foes; while they're stunned, they don't attack.  Shockwave works on those pesky ranged attackers.  Do higher levels of Shockwave increase the range and breadth of the wave, I wonder?
-#Fire Claws is a poor way to kill physical immunes unless you have a high level of it.  Which would put you in the revolting position of having to put more points into your backup attack skill than your main attack skill to make it work.
-#I tried putting an unenchanted Maul on Mizor, to see how slow he was normally.  Without Goreshovel, I would probably given up on him in frustration, he's so slow.  The Werebear may be more item-dependent than the wolf, not to survive, but to be entertaining.

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