That'll Get Infected

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..in progress..

This Storyline Quest has multiple parts.
The previous quest in the sequence was: Arms & Answers
The next quest in the sequence is: Hold Fast


Objectives

Dialog

Part 1

  • Lucious Aldin: All right! I'm ready!
  • Lucious Aldin: Let's do this thing!
  • Lucious Aldin: Let's light this candle!
  • Lucious Aldin: Come on now, whip open your inventory and activate this Oracle, <playername>!
  • Lucious Aldin: Let's see what this puppy can do.
  • Lucious Aldin: If it doesn't perform, we can always eat it.
  • Lucious Aldin: It's going to be so good with a little Hollandaise.
  • Lucious Aldin: Techsmith 314! Make us the ritual sauce immediately!

Part 2

  • Lucious Aldin: Yes! Except for the bit about the vice-grip on 314's face, it worked perfectly!
  • Techsmith 314: This is totally going to get infected, sir.
  • Lucious Aldin: And how! But before the Oracle's Soul Nullifiers snake into yur spinal column to work their wicked magic, we'll need to get the bastard well and truly activated.
  • Techsmith 314: Lovely, sir. Just lovely.
  • Techsmith 314: Tell me, does that process involve smashing my knees or maybe poking the old crotch with something sharp?
  • Lucious Aldin: Of course not! We just need to submerge you in the Cauldron of Eternal Happiness.
  • Techsmith 314: Oh! Grand... You'll forgive me if I remain skeptical, sir.
  • Techsmith 314: Coming from you that sounds like another name for 'spike hole.'
  • Lucious Aldin: Of course not, Silly Boy With Monkey-like Demon Attached To Face.
  • Lucious Aldin: Trust your master!
  • Lucious Aldin: Lucious fails no one he doesn't inadvertently kill.
  • Techsmith 314: Come again?
  • Lucious Aldin: We'll ferry you to the cauldron, dunk you right quick, trigger the Oracle to release it's tremendous vault of knowledge, and be home in time for supper.
  • Lucious Aldin: Then all the wisdom of Demonkind will spill forth, or out, or in, or somewhere.
  • Lucious Aldin: It should be quite spectacular.
  • Lucious Aldin: There is a problem, though...
  • Lucious Aldin: The cauldron is housed withn the mysterious realm of Chocolate Park and is guarded by the ever vigilant Wall of Frosting.
  • Lucious Aldin: Well then! Shall we be off?